TAINTED WATER BOTTLE CASE GOES TO COURT
Michael Lallana has been charged with six misdemeanor counts stemming from a workplace incident involving a water bottle. It is alleged Mr. Lallana, on two occasions, entered the office of a coworker (known only as Jane Doe) and adulterated her water bottle with bodily fluids.
After the first alleged incident, Jane Doe became ill. After the second incident, Jane Doe took the bottle to a private lab. The test results were positive for semen. Police were later able to link the semen to Mr. Lallana through DNA.
Even though the charges against Mr. Lallana are misdemeanors, the maximum exposure is three years with a possible sex offender registration requirement. It is rare this type of case comes through the criminal justice system. While there appears to be little physical injury, there is emotional injury. The victim in this case feels justifiably violated. The question in this type of case, however, is what is the appropriate penalty assuming Mr. Lallana is guilty? Would this kind of case call for the same amount of jail time that a physical battery, say a punch in the nose, would? It is important to keep one's perspective when representing an individual charged with one of these rarely seen, but often emotional, cases.


